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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

  • Me:

    straight people are so weird

  • Straight people:

    OMG WHY ARE YOU SO HETEROPHOBIC THAT'S JUST AS BAD AS HOMOPHOBIA OMG

  • straight people:

    people of the opposite sex can't be *just friends*

  • straight people:

    *clothes baby in "ladies love me" onesie*

  • straight people:

    gay sex is gross

  • straight people:

    look at that *f-slur* he isn't dudely enough

  • straight people:

    let me just disown my kid for not being hetero

  • straight people:

    my kid can't read that book it will make him gay

  • straight people:

    *wears "cool story babe now go make me a sandwich" shirt*

  • straight people:

    bisexual people are just sluts

  • straight people:

    you can't have a relationship without sex sorry asexual people

  • straight people:

    ew fat people are so nasty ew

  • straight people:

    oh you're bi but like you don't have a crush on me do you cuz that would be weird

  • straight people:

    don't help out a friend too much or they'll think you're coming on to them

  • Me:

    straight people are so weird tho

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